Oh, look! I'm in yet ANOTHER bad mood! Weird, huh? I'm usually a pretty happy and cheery person. Yes, once again it is partly due to my god-awful internet. (It got slower) By the way, making me mad is like getting Allen to hate you entirely; it's almost impossible. Meaning if I get mad at you, you've SERIOUSLY done something wrong. *puts finger on chin and looks up at ceiling* I don't think I've ever gotten truly mad at anyone before now... Huh. So, for all of you reading this that are like, "Oh crap, I hope it's not me! Would she really create a journal just to talk about how she hates me!?", no, it is not you. Calm down. So, have no fear, Wonder Dog is here!
...God... Even when I'm in a horrible mood I have to add crappy movie and TV show references...
Anyway, sorry to those people that know that I wouldn't hate you and are like "-.- Just get on with it...", I just had to get that little bit out, since it is my inspiration for writing this journal. An awful one at that, but still an inspiration.
*Beware of bad language here (meaning cussing)*
By the way, I can't draw for shit today, and it's pissing me off. I HATE it whenever I have no artistic talents whatsoever... I mean, one day I can draw whatever I want pretty well and the next day, everything ends up as lopsided chibis. GOD DAMN IT. I also tried writing a one-shot earlier, to try and get my frustration out... Let's just say that's too much for DA... Also, it killed two precious hours of my life,
they're really not that precious and left me feeling even worse than before.
*Bad language censor off*
Well, now that I got all of that annoying whining out, time for something that you guys might actually somewhat enjoy, and the reason that I titled this post "QQ"
I wonder... How many of you know your smiley faces? Let's play a game; whoever guesses the most smiley faces correctly gets a prize. To get the smiley faces correct, you have to describe what they are. Answers like "it's a capital D and a colon" doesn't count; you have to describe the emotion being displayed. I don't really know what the prize should be, though... I guess we'll just compromise once we get there.
Let's start out with some easy ones:
x-x
;;
t(-.-t)
you know who you are... QQ
o-o
e.e
*u*
;u;
owo
( . )( . )
lawlz, you perverts XD c=====8
Okay, okay. That was me. I'll stop now. XD >:l
>:{l
>>
o3o
:>
QK
b
.....And for some reason, those are the only ones I can remember... That's it this time around (meaning I may do this again), so enjoy practically getting a free prize, because these are easy~!
And now for some
boring riddles
(Hey, you get prizes for these, too.)
I am seemingly unsolvable, unless you search me on Google.
What am I?
This is a riddle. What am I?
...Obviously, I made both of those up. Whoever solves the second one gets two prizes, but I seriously doubt that anyone will. Wow, I'm giving away lots of prizes now, aren't I? ;D By the way, I won't pay for any of them -.- Sorry if I just ruined your dreams.
I'll close this super long journal with a hilarious dirty joke C: (Honestly, at this point I'm just finding things to do >.> Eh, at least I'm less irritated than I was earlier...)
One day in the forest, 3 guys were just hiking along a trail when all of a sudden, a huge tribe of indians attaked them and knocked them out.
When they woke up, they were at the leader of the tribe's throne.
The chief then said "All of your lives may be spared if you can find ten of one fruit and bring them back to me."
So after a while the first man returned with 10 apples. The cheif then ordered him to stick all ten of them up his butt without making any expression at all on his face. He had a little bit of trouble with the first one and started crying while trying to put the next one in. He was soon killed.
Later, the next guy came in with 10 grapes. The cheif soon ordered him to do the same as the first guy. After to the 9th grape, the man started laughing so hard for no apperant reason, and was killed.
The first two guys soon met in heaven and the first guy ask the second, "Why did you start laughing? You only needed one more grape and you'd have gotten away!"
The second guy answered while still laughing, "I couldn't help it. I saw the third guy walking in with pineapples."
-Submitted by Kevbo on thejokeyard.com